Pirate Chat Up Lines
Disclaimer: We make no claim that any of the following pirate chat up lines will work. In fact any of these lines are quite likely to make you end up making friends with the rats in the galley. Particularly if you call someone a wench. We do not accept any responsibility for you being made to walk the plank, scrub the galleys or being hauled to against the barnacles. Wenches, we make no claims that this will get you a pirate mate, no matter how lubbered or scuppered he may be. We hereby warn you that the use of any of the following pirate chat up lines is totally, completely and utterly at your own risk and that no discussion will be entered into. Judges decisions are final. Bribes will be accepted in the form of doubloons or any other coin or jewellery whether obtained by fair means or foul. So have at ye.
“Avast me hearties”
“What lovely coconuts you’ve got there”
“I’d walk the plank for you”
“My parrot’s taken a shine to you”
“Lovely jublies” That wasn’t me, that was my parrot.
“Welcome aboard lubbers…. hmm, I’d love to welcome you aboard”
“Meet me on the poop deck”
“Arrrrr”
“Pour me some grog, wench”
“Avast me beauty, prepare to be boarded”
“Did I ever tell you why me Roger is so Jolly?”
“Coming aboard” (Aussie version is Brace yourself sheila)
“They call me Long John”
“Well shiver me timbers… or anything else you like for that matter”
“Yer a fine bit of wench”
“That’s the finest booty I’ve ever seen”
“Wanna check out my treasure chest?”
“They call me Mizz hornblower”
[...] Pirate fancy dress party – we hired a boat on Sydney harbour for this one – don’t forget to bring your plank! Epecially since the Pirates of the Carribean movies there are lots of fantastic costumes available. And there are so many funny – don’t expect them to be successful – pirate chat up lines! [...]